The Lion

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Greetings once again

Today i have come to the sudden realization that life in the forest isn't so fair after all. One would think that animals do not have the intellectual capacity to discriminate, but that one person would be more wrong than a grown man collapsing the sinuses of an infant with his fist.

As everyone know, the lion is the king of the forest. Now i do not know how a mammal whose natural habitat is not a forest came to live in one, but one thing i do know for sure is his obvious assertive omnipotence over the other animals. I have personally asked all the deer and foxes residing in my forest, and they do not really believe the lion got permission to be "in charge".

However, i refuse to subscribe to the fascism Lion is pushing upon all of us. The following changes were issued by The Lion:

1. No Bathing in the Creek
2. No Hunting
3. No Private Ownership of Organizations
4. NO BLOGGING

Now, i don't know if it's just me, but these unreasonable erratic most definitely signify the lion's inferiority complex. Obviously, he was mistreated as a cub and grew up as an attention seeking, masochistic impression of bad parenting.

Worst of all is that none of the forest animals have any way of standing up against him, because after all, being a lion, he will eat them. However, i have something over the other animals. I have the power of speech and blogging.

Now that i am writing this blog i will show you a picture i sketched (that's right, being a bear i also have great artistic skills).



Goodbye readers. And just remember - lions are horrible, dreadful (notice the tautology) animals and do not deserve to live.